How to religion in the way of coffee and caffeine? Pretend caffeine is a religion and it will become a religion. Have slavish devotion for it! Push this product! Venerate it as a holy thing! Woot!
Coffee might have a role to play as a replacement drug for drug rehab and staying clean/sober
Once upon a time, generations of human beings existed. They said, "We want drugs." Beer came into the picture. Wine came into the picture. These altered consciousness and often became a part of their religions. They got drunk and were happy (sort of). They found shrooms and created Winter Solstice rituals. They found marijuana and partied with it in Ancient Egypt. Then coffee came into the picture. Now we can worship coffee. Sure you say you're a coffee "lover." But do you pray to coffee? Does it provide the solution to all your problems? Is it your fix on a mental, spiritual, and physical level? Now you're in the religion of COFFEE.
You may snack while enjoying the holy sacrament. You can even talk and laugh and sing and study while communing with The Beverage. Imagine that. You can even enjoy yourself, which is such blasphemy in other religions.
Excellent songs about our drug of choice and our spiritual perfection:
Genres to listen to upon drinking the brew:
Partake of this delicious substance in a wide variety of ways. Aside from the usual coffee shop lingo of macchiatos, cappuccinos, affogatos, etc. Consider:
Good sources of the brew: