Special, Collections, and Miscellaneous

Jolly Roger Telephone Tired of robocalls? Twenty bucks a year, if the website is to be believed, and they'll reroute your spammers to automated trolls.
Better Place Forests If, Heaven forbid, you need to have a funeral for someone, this company does it for $5000 and instead of a burial plot you spread their ashes beneath a tree with a plaque. The Arbor Day foundation also does memorial tree donations but they don't tell you where they planted them and don't provide plaques.
Established Titles Tired of people calling you "The Honorable," "Doctor," or "that guy"? How about being called Lord? Spend fifty bucks and you get a cubic foot of land on an estate in Scotland, the people selling it claim they plant a tree for every order, and voila you are officially a Lord. Or Lady. In fact it seems to be totally legal to change your prefix on all legal documents from then on to "Lord _." Hey while you're at it, you could design yourself a coat of arms. I would like to design mine as a honeybee snorting crack. Dignified. Noble. Just like me.

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