Finance
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Books
- 3/23/23 Make It Last by Mary Flanagan - excellent guide for helping you keep appliances and home running smoothly, and fixing stuff yourself instead of paying an arm and a leg thanks to Murphy's Law kicking in. Doesn't cover everything, but covers a lot of stuff and is worth it.
- 3/30/23 Don't Throw It Out by Lori Baird and the Editors of Yankee Magazine - Lots of helpful information here. Has information for how to reduce money loss by maintaining appliances and home stuff and how to upcycle many things. but listen up: I read textbooks for fun and this was a drudge for me to read. It is really badly written. So gird thyself
- The Coupon Mom's Guide to Cutting Your Grocery Bills in Half by Stephanie Nelson - Most finance books are more pop psychology and the author's attempt to get rich quick than anything else. Not so this one. It's the real deal and WILL help you save money.
- The 30-Minute Money Plan for Moms by Catey Hill - Not just for moms, not by a long shot. Should be required reading in every high school.
- You Need A Budget by Jesse Mecham - Considered a classic. Worth the read.
- 100 Ways To Live a Luxurious Life on a Budget by Fiona Ferris - explains some specific tips on how to use creativity and imagination to live a "rich life," whatever that actually means to you. It's easy to say "you can do so and so and live richly without funds, or without more funds." It's hard to describe exactly what you can do to make that actually real. She did!
Frugality Tips Along the lines of the "lifehacks" you normally hear about reusing toilet paper and spending all your free time crocheting stuff, but good
Assorted tips and tricks
- This is an excellent read. Even if you don't read the rest of this page, read through it, please, it's worth it. I Was Kicked Out Of Home at 17 Reddit Post
- 4/3/23 r/askreddit lifehack from u/rooktakesqueen One of the best ideas for budgeting ever
- 12/9/22 Realistically speaking: if your budget plan looks a little like "don't spend anything more than a monthly self-care budget, savings, necessary stuff, saving for taxes, and "fuck you bills" per year" that is perfectly viable. In fact it's often better than trying to overspend on things that will supposedly be "a good investment in the long run." Usually, if that is referring to physical stuff, no, it's not, that's a high pressure sales tactic. And it's often better than spending cash on stuff that you don't desperately need. A monthly self-care budget exists with a budget like this to ensure you don't get tempted to spend more than you can afford to stop yourself from going insane. It's for your mental health. If all you can afford to spend per month is a dollar on yourself, or five bucks, that's fine. But I have seen good results with this practice in my life and therefore think it's a good idea. YMMV 1/10/23 Have recently realized that spending half the self-care budget on practical items such as cleaning supplies, house care items, emergency prep stuff like first aid kits, etc. etc. would probably help with mental health as well as physical well-being also. I'll give it a try this year. 2/10/23 It works really, really well. Apparently for my husband also. So that's two people. Still a pretty pitiful sample size tbh but better than zero
- 12/5/22 Had a couple realizations today. A lot of what goes as "financial literacy" these days more or less amounts to put your money in a tax-advantaged brokerage account, such as a 401k, Roth IRA or a 529 (for college), or a bank or credit union brokerage account that tells you it'll be a good investment, and have someone else manage it for you. This person or their firm can then invest however much of that money they want in whatever stocks they want, as crookedly as they want. But people just think money goes into the account and magically compounds somehow. No... it's compounding because whoever is managing your account is investing in whatever corporations they want to, and as long as you get money from it, you ain't complainin. Big oil, outsourced labor, etc. your money could be invested in any of it and here's the real kicker: people doing the managing of these accounts do not have to tell you exactly what stocks they invested in. Oh and by the way, there's a bit of a revolving door in the corporate world, with people chairing the board of directors of multiple corporations, then playing musical chairs with them for some suspicious reason. And I have heard that the higher your income is yearly, the more likely it is that you get a larger chunk of your cash from investments and investment-based earning. Hmmmm. The other side of this coin is all the people scamming other people and most notably the government in order to get taken care of financially without putting in work when they're perfectly capable of it. For instance, gaming the system to get unemployment benefits, to use Social Security when you're still able bodied and perfectly capable of working, flying a sign or popping out too many kids that you then neglect or getting a gofundme up so you can fund your mcmansion in Texas (some of which i've actually seen people do in person, so yes this kind of thing does happen) and so on. The end result? People who work are the suckers. People who game the system are the winners. It is in no way, shape, or form right for the IRS to take 40% of your paycheck before you see any of it. And, quite ironically and either by accident or by design, both the super rich and the relatively low on the income scale using these kinds of tactics to get paid are benefiting from... what looks a lot like Communism! It appears that when you don't regulate an economy enough and/or in the right ways, the system ends up being a kind of de facto Communist society where work is punished and corruption rewarded...
- The Balance Has more financial literacy than you can shake a stick at and is worth reading every so often.
- The world of work is divided into three categories: work required to help oneself and others survive physically, work required to help oneself and others survive mentally/spiritually/emotionally, and worthless "work." In the third category you find middlemen of middlemen trying to gain a living from other people's hard work and effort, and this third category is the same as earning a living by committing crimes. As for the first two categories, everyone must be proficient at the first category. This is why work as an artist isn't something that pays that well. The human race has trouble surviving without enough of the first category so every artistic career-minded person must also be proficient in the first category. The first category is "steady career" material. A lot of people confuse the first category with the third category. Take a look at Donald Trump and his supporters to see why. The second category of work is often not valued enough, with people preferring to spend money on third-category work. This is a major reason why the job market and the world sucks so much right now. Careful where your money goes. In no way do I mean that working some dead-end job is preferable to investing in stocks or to other white-collar work. The white-collar blue-collar debate is nothing new. In fact, it seems to be a good idea to do both. No, I mean that it's important to both be as ethical and responsible as you can in your job and to buy things from people who do the same. I also mean that there's both an ethical and an unethical way of doing any job (minus the illegal and unethical ones which are always bad, i.e. being a pimp or slinging drugs or evangelical money-grubbing or something), so avoid the people who unethically work.
- For the bare basics, watch Schoolhouse Rock Money. Epileptics, do not watch this. Scroll down the list to find it. And avoid the "history" videos, which are incorrect. The science ones should probably be skipped too.
- Wealth, if you look closely, is actually about relationships. Labor and work and the workplace, and how you treat one another there. Money and who and what you spend it on and how. It all relates to relationships. The question is if we as a species are content to live with toxic, shitty relationships with one another and with the planet/environment using money as the usual scapegoat for why things went wrong, or if we can pursue win-win healthy relationships, with and without money. Try to remember that relationships have two basic rules. 1. If it resembles slavery it's not healthy 2. Don't make the other party so miserable they lose their minds
- Consider how much money you need, per year, for each major life event, for emergencies, for retirement, and so on. Needs, and enough on top of that to ensure you are taking proper care of yourself and those you care about mentally, physically, spiritually, and so on; people who say you don't need anything physical for any of that are probably trying to scam you fleece you or sell you a religion so they get the benefits (or unknowingly keeping that chain of events in motion after some huckster started it long ago). Once you have that, consider if you're just gilding the lily or not. Realistically, accumulating more than you need and just hoarding it doesn't help anyone, least of all you. But if you desperately want to earn bajillions for a specific cause such as bringing clean running water to the world or to buy a bunch of land for Native American Tribal Nations (like I do), then that's fine. It's the hoarding without a clear goal or purpose that's pathological.
- Here is a very politically incorrect piece of advice. If you are really hurting for money, then don't spend every minute of your life trying not to be a Scrooge or a miser. (Pop culture is full of anti-wealth messages, as is most religion, also Communism, that essentially persuades the average Joe that if you aren't poor and work your fingers to the bone you are an un-Christian, un-Charitable piece of garbage. I grew up listening to that shit and was gullible, swallowed it wholesale and it damn near killed me.) USE THAT KIND OF PERSON AS YOUR MUSE IN AN ETHICAL MANNER. Not for life or as an ethos of "I'll hoard too much blah blah blah", just til you can get out of the red financially. Ignore the sanctimonious gits modern life is so full of that hypocritically tell you money is the root of all evil while enslaving a horde of quasi-legal underpaid minimum wage workers, fulfilling the quotes of Honore de Balzac, and worshipping the almighty dollar; don't use them as your muse, just the fictional misers because holy shit. Conserve resources. Yeah, beyond say $150,000 earned a year you don't really need more, probably, but if your cash problems relate to your literal survival as opposed to just "can I afford this frivolous luxury or not" then you need to get rid of the anti-wealth programming society has instilled in you, and fast. Besides, I know a great way of saving a lot of money and it's called being dead. Since you are alive you require resources, and life is "expensive" to maintain. Keeping this in mind, turn off the taps, turn off the extra lights, unplug the unused electronics, drive safely, and cultivate sustainable, consistent habits of extreme but reasonable (I mean, don't reuse toilet paper or go crazy here) frugality. (Of course, you must do this in an ethical manner only, because screwing someone over in the name of more pennies is more costly in the long run.) It will not make you rich overnight but it will certainly make your life suck wayyy less in the long run.
- It is generally a good practice to check Craigslist for your location if you're looking for any kind of job. If nothing else you can check out the "free" section, and it is a pretty good gauge of how well business is going in your area and what kind of opportunities there are. Yes, Craigslist is shady. No, it is not safe. Keep that in mind.
- The Millionaire Next Door Wikipedia article summarizing the book. Dunno if it's worth the read.
- Learn what these things are and make a plan to use them: credit unions with high savings account interest rates, 401ks, 529s, Roth IRAs. These are extremely important.
- If you plan to get any college, get the maximum bang for your buck. First determine what sort of job you plan to get after college and exactly how long at that job, with its median salary, you'll need to pay off any college loans. Trade schools are very underrated for getting paid btw. I'd go for CLEPing out of as many classes as possible for the first year's 101 crap, plus also getting your Associate's at an in-state Community College. Just in case you didn't hear the same stuff from all your Millenial acquaintances. Oh, and if you can't find any good stateside colleges that are worth the exorbitant cost? Foreign-country colleges are often excellent.
- Paying a corporation-based tax advisor for help is imho a very good idea. This is also pretty darned important if you invest at all, or freelance. And for these latter two things you need to contact said tax advisor four times a year to pay estimated payments four times a year: by April 15, by June 15, by September 15 and by January 15 of the next year. It'll save you so much trouble, and a heck of a lot of money. The IRS is an evil sheisty piece of shit, keep your eye on everything you do that has to do with what it could care about.
- Work on your relationship with wealth and money. A lot of people are indoctrinated young that 'money is the root of all evil' or other such stuff and it ruins lives. That shit is insidious. Many places are full of people who make you feel like you don't understand life at all if you aren't dirt poor like they are, who deliberately set out to make you feel bad for not living below the poverty line because if they can't have what they want, they don't want you to have it either. That's a trap. It is not somehow more virtuous to be poor! Just like it's not somehow more virtuous to suffer. You do not deserve to be living in poverty. You do not deserve to suffer. And you are worthy. Remember that it is entirely possible to earn plenty of money, even to be really rich, without harming anyone. Really. In fact, the richer you are, the more you can help people and create positive changes, but we all know the story of Scrooge, so there's a balance here. To convince yourself of this give yourself a financial goal (or a lot of them) that is morally and ethically the best possible use of a specific amount of money, and then work towards that. I have only rarely seen places full of rich people that have done the exact same thing, aka looked down on those poorer than them because they "don't understand life," a major trope in American media but a very old one from the 50's-80s, but those kinds of places/attitudes are few and far between since our economy's gone downhill.
- Here's a piece of advice I give to anyone working magic for money that also applies to anyone who uses money: work to obtain it only in a manner that is ethical and good, which creates positive changes only, and which harms neither yourself nor the innocent. If you can manage that, then you can have a healthy relationship with money, wealth, others, and yourself. If you can't, then your problem's probably more psychological than money-related.
- The rent is way too high. But what if you got together with an entire apartment block, pooled the money from everyone for say, a month's rent, got a lawyer to square things up, and then bought a building or some land together? Just a thought. Same basic idea can apply to groups of acquaintances/friends/family for buying land allotments for growing food, ranch land, houses, and so on. In fact I'm beginning to think that for every scummy, meritless way of earning a living, there is a way around having to pay for it and its captive consumerism bullshit.
- People making it look easy to earn lots of money are doing so because it IS easy - for them - because they've convinced enough people that if they are followed, they'll also be rich. It's one of the few fully legal cons there is and it's a Ferengi way of doing business. One of the new ways of doing this is by selling Communism, Anarcho-Communism, or some flavor of these in a product or service. It's a form of virtue signaling, people go "yay!" and then plunk down cash to support this... cashless ideal. Even this is usually well-masked by someone beefing up their rebellious image, the "stick it to the man" type stuff, the hippie type stuff, intersectionality, oppression, and so on, which claims to be really original but at heart is straight-up Communist. Okay. Don't you fall for it, my friend.
- 7/27/22 You know, it really is easy to earn over 100K a year. If you're willing to enslave other people. It's just like that scene in that book by Mark Twain where Tom Sawyer persuades people to whitewash the fence for him. You'll hear over and over from people "you just aren't working hard enough!" if you aren't yet earning a good living. Guys.... earning a lot of money in an honest way takes time, effort, hard work, sacrifice. If someone earned a lot in a short amount of time without any evidence of effort, you should probably be suspicious. But to be frank not as suspicious as many people are of other people's wealth; sometimes it crosses the line into outright undeserved envy and the rich chick really did earn her money.
- Save $5-20 or more once every two weeks. Put it in a credit union's savings account or some other bank's saving account (not recommended). Credit unions have a high interest rate so that's why I recommend them; otherwise it makes more sense to just hoard the cash at home (banks often have hidden fees for people who are poor). Why do this? Because at least once a year, some kind of stupid expense comes up. I call them @* you expenses. Your car breaks down, your cat has to have emergency treatment from a vet, you have an unexpected health bill, etc. Usually such expenses cost around $2000 a year in my experience. Without this money saved up you're kind of sunk.
- For serious savings, as in long-term ones used for retirement and large expenses, understand that at the lowest tax bracket (10%), you only keep 90% of the interest you have earned at your bank account from year to year, and at an interest rate of 3% max this may not be your cup of tea. This may or may not be okay with you; calculate your gains twenty and thirty years from now and consider the value of inflation by then. Try looking into zero-coupon local municipal bonds and an investment portfolio as well, plus other low-risk investements. Bonus: these may actually keep up with inflation from year to year. Diversification of your investments and money is good, just like redundancy of documents and files and other resources. Adds an element of safety. The neat thing about many kinds of local municipal bonds is that if you buy them and they mature at the same value, you don't have a capital gain or loss, and you don't pay taxes on them or their interest.
- If you can't afford your necessities, never EVER buy frivolities until you have everything else taken care of. That includes a substantial chunk of savings hoarded and a continued inflow of cash from a steady job. Learned this the hard way. It's pretty aggravating to have a budget of $0 for what you actually want, but it's better than being in debt or lacking food. Btw when you are in this situation, charity counts as a frivolity. In fact you should be the one taking advantage of local charities, see next point.
- Regarding charity, if you can't afford necessities despite working your ass off, it has been my personal experience that it is good karma to accept charity from others, hit up the food bank, hit up the clothes area of a church's donation area, even accept money from others, especially if you've donated to charity in the past. It's good to take care of yourself and let other people gain good karma this way. However, it has also been my experience that accepting charity when it is not truly needed by you or when you haven't done your best to get a job is extremely bad karma. Personally, I believe in karma banking, where I pay it forward as much as possible, because who knows? The next turn of bad luck could be mine. Of course, if you're not a believer in karma, then believe in consequences of your money, because donating it to places in need around your neighborhood/that affect you prevents various kinds of social decay and crime. Desperate times call for desperate measures and all. Also, charitable giving is potentially helpful for doing your taxes, and can bump you into a lower tax bracket if you do it right. If you're rich enough for it to be significant, and I hope you do wind up that way, then please look into it.
- How do you avoid spending money on stuff you can't afford? By realizing that it's more about peace of mind than anything. You can "buy" peace of mind by leaving your money in the bank, investments, or wherever it is that it's just lurking. In other words, you can "buy" peace of mind by not buying things.
- How do you afford stuff you really need or want? Budgeting and saving. I hate credit because it's enslaving yourself to a future in what is likely a dead-end job, and I don't use it. Here's what I do instead. I prioritize the stuff I need to buy in terms of what's most urgent and do what I can to save up a few months in advance for it. I budget two years in advance, given my current, not wishful-thinking, income, figuring out everything from soup to nuts. Needs get allocated first so I pay my bills and for things like transportation first. Then every week (Sunday to be exact) and every month I review what's going on with my fucking finances and see what kind of adjustments I need to make (i.e. Oh, guess I'll be eating oatmeal for the next week's breakfast and lunches, or maybe hit up the food pantry). Foodservice jobs suck but... they often do feed you. If you're skilled with those and have been having trouble affording food lately, apply to your favorite restaurants and ask if they offer employee discount meals. That kitchen life is pretty dramatic though so let's hope you can handle your own.
- Figure out your "why" before you figure out the "how." Why earn that much? Be as specific as possible.
- Personal finance is usually somewhat of a misnomer. Usually, it's not personal finance that is determining your financial station in life but your family's finances. It is possible to create a "family" environment financially among a friend group if you don't have a family that supports each other financially. If you are lucky enough to be in a family that does that already then reframe how you think about wealth from a standpoint of "us" instead of just "me." For instance, if there's a primary breadwinner, there is probably something you can do to make their life easier. Or perhaps you can make all of their hard work worth it by boosting morale. Think about how you can support the family and you'll raise the family's wealth in ways not limited to just the material.
- Beware social expectation expenses. This is a lesson almost every Millenial has learned the hard way. These expenses are those things that society tells you are "necessary for your future well being" or whatever. They include but are not limited to: a degree from a high-priced college, a fancy car that requires a loan, a McMansion, a white picket fence, 2.5 children and a golden retriever. Think long and hard about what wealth means to YOU, not as a piece of proof that you don't need to live in fear and lack, but as something that works for you to help you be happy. What is money for if not to create positive change?
- These will absolutely drain your money: not having good health insurance (I recommend medicare; having been ripped off by various health insurance companies), having children, getting conned esp. by "friends" or "family" that wants a loan or a gift or something, getting conned by someone you trusted who then backs out of an enormous loan such as college, addictions, an overly generous nature, subscriptions or recurring payments to anything that isn't 100% essential, college at an expensive school, loans, credit cards if you're not careful, 'Treat Yo' Self' done if you haven't budgeted for it, and poorly considered government policy
- 9 times out of 10 it's best to not give your friends expensive gifts, no matter how much they need them. Chances are they aren't actually your friends. Same goes for allowing anyone to live in your house rent free, get free rides in your car, or eat your food. The poorer you are, the more likely it is you'll know a parasite pretending to be a buddy and that's just the way it goes. Good rule of thumb: if you were in a relationship with this person, would someone on the outside think of them as a gold digger? Yes? Drop them. This is ESPECIALLY true for family members, societal pressure to 'love your family' be damned. Of course I'm not talking about children or other dependents here, just parasitic 18+ jerks who could easily work a job but choose not to.
- Choose the life you want. Define it in as much detail as possible or your chances of actually achieving it are slim to none. Put a price tag on the parts of it that are financially related and make a viable plan for getting there (see next suggestion). Money is only part of the equation of living your dreams but it's pretty helpful if you know what your dreams are in the first place.
- Try to make money work for you instead of working for money. What that actually means is to remember that every dollar you have can be put to the best possible purposes for your life. You do not have to be a slave to it; it can be simply a means to an end. So define those ends. A lifetime financial plan is one way of doing that. All it involves is thinking about what you want to pay for (how many years do you want to be retired and how much per year do you need to survive on in retirement? do you want kids? those are about $250,000 to raise; how much do you need to live on per year if you lose your job; how many years of emergency funds do you want? do you want a house, and if so, where and what kind? be comprehensive and specific) and then deciding to save up for each thing, starting now. Short term financial plans are another way of doing that, and simply mean giving yourself a goal to save up for (i.e. I want a nice video game system). Once you have those figured out, then you can use arithmetic to determine how many hours per week you need to work and at what wages in order to afford the things you'd like. Importantly, determine how much you'll need to earn per year so you can choose a career field that pays that.
- Whenever you find a job that states its hourly wage plus the number of hours per week, always calculate how much it pays per year, after taxes. That way you can see if it's worth it. $75,000 per year is comfortable for a 9-5 PM job 6 days a week. After taxes, that's roughly $45,000. That's roughly $20/hr AFTER TAXES and $32.55/hr BEFORE TAXES. A $15/hr wage is roughly $34,560 per year with those hours BEFORE TAXES. After taxes: roughly $20,736, which is equivalent to roughly $9/hr. A $10/hr wage is roughly $23,040 with those hours BEFORE TAXES. After taxes: roughly $13,824, which is roughly $6/hr. Taxes take on average 40% of all earnings and they are taken before you even get your paycheck. This is all before the yearly tax, which is not taken from your paycheck but depends on a variety of factors. This is also on top of sales tax for everything you buy, plus captive consumerism expenses such as the insurance for the car you likely need to get to your job and health insurance. And you wonder why Americans are so notorious for taking on overtime. It's a wonder our economy hasn't crashed before the pandemic. It was probably all created based on credit.
- If you have a steady job, you can automate your bills so they automatically are paid first, or withdrawn from your paycheck straightaway so you never get your utilities cut off, etc. You can also automate savings so that say, 10% of your paycheck immediately goes to savings. Check with your bank.
- Credit unions often have far better interest rates for their savings accounts because unlike banks, they don't need to earn a profit. Take a look.
- Avoid banks with fees for having insufficient funds in checking accounts (coughusbankcough), overdraft charges instead of simply not allowing you to take out money, hidden fees, and so on. Also: it's better to get cash back at a grocery store than to get money from ATMs because they nickel and dime you. Ditto things like MoneyGram for sending money; use a cheaper money transfer app instead.
- You can get into stonks if you really want to, but unless you're willing to spend the equivalent of a part time job learning how to do it right and then continuing to do it right, you'd probably better pay a financial advisor to manage your portfolio at a brokerage firm. As far as I know you can open a brokerage account with a minimum of $1000. There are various brokerage firms that allow you to make no-advisor DIY trades with no fees per trade and no fee to open an account (as far as I know). These include Charles Schwab, Fidelity, and Etrade. Full-service brokerages that advise you on how to not go broke on stonks include Charles Schwab, TD Ameritrade, Edward Jones, and Fidelity. I would recommend Fidelity or Schwab for full service brokerages here because they seem to involve less hidden fees and more options for stocks to choose. There are some penny stock trading apps such as Acorns, Cashapp, and RobinHood, but I have no idea if they are shady or not.
- It is entirely possible to gain money on the stock market by investing in environmentally friendly corporations and socially just ones, and avoiding Evil Corporations That Suck Your Soul. It takes quite a bit of effort, but the more people do this, the less fossil fuel bastards have extra money with which to destroy the planet.
- There is a new start-up investment website called WeFunder. Once upon a time, to invest in startups you had to be an "accreddited investor" which is a euphemism for "a millionaire." WeFunder changed that. You can invest in a startup for as little as $108. The drawback is that startups are very risky and you could lose it all.
- EDITED 11/23/21 ***I messed up and attempted to fix this*** If you are self-employed or have sold any stocks recently, you have to pay taxes four times a year, for each quarter. The quarters are January-March, April-June, July-September, and October-December, and tax day for each quarter is correspondingly April 15, June 15, September 15, and January 15 for the previous year's last quarter (and no, I don't know what payment due date corresponds to what quarter). I'd recommend paying these taxes on the 12th or even the 1st of each of these months to give yourself more leeway. TaxAct does not cheaply help with this so if you can, it's probably better to file in person at H&R Block or a similar full-service place so the IRS doesn't eat you alive. It is a good idea to enroll in this site early because it sends out a mailing via USPS of your login information before you can do anything.
- If you have a steady job that offers a 401k, try to max it out or at least contribute a little. If you're self-employed look into a Roth IRA. The ideal time to start saving for retirement is right now.
- Roommates are spectacular for both parties' finances if you get along. Try to have some kind of written roommate agreement and hash out all possible things that can go wrong before you or they move in.
- The reason some say to have a credit card, buy puny cheap things with it, and pay it off on time every month is to increase the likelihood of a bank granting a loan to you, such as a mortgage on your first home. Good credit score = increased likelihood you'll get a loan on anything. This is important if you want to move out of apartments. After all, apartments are not rent-to-own. Homes are, and they come with privacy, lack of evil landlords, and generally fewer problems than apartments. However I still don't use credit cards, since I consider them a bigger hassle than they're worth.
- Things you will need for the steadiest possible financial situation (unless you want to be rich, which comes with its own problems): Stable/healthy relationships with who you live with, a home on land that you own yourself, half a year of savings for each person in your family unit, a retirement fund steadily growing, at least one stable income source, home and health insurance plus whatever other insurance is applicable (i.e. business, liability), portable emergency supplies, everyday carry of emergency/useful supplies, home supply of emergency and just-in-case supplies, a pantry filled with food and water, and a heck of a lot of education
- Get better at whatever you do for a living and don't stop. There's an old maxim in foodservice that goes "work smarter not harder." So do your best to find all the resources you can to improve at your job over time. Read books about it at the library. Take classes. Watch Youtube videos. Look at Instructables. Use Ecosia to search for "how to _" guides. Ask people for help, find good mentors. Find free college courses on it (see Big Brain Time for some onling free college resources, and also look at MIT and Stanford's free classes). Specifically look for textbooks in your field, not just pop science and pop culture bullshit. Although sometimes that can help. Even enroll in a local community college, trade school, or online college to get your education in. Also, accumulating certifications from accredited institutions is very important. Getting tutoring, and mentoring, and online classes is an investment in yourself too. Always worth it.
- Some of the worst advice I ever got was to specialize in one field only and not get a well rounded education. See what happens when that advice is followed? Exhibit A, 2020-2022. A well rounded education is the key to everything! Just make sure it is not only broad but also deep, detailed, and thorough.
Couponing and Bargain Hunting
- There is a real danger here of spending way too much time looking for coupons and finding nothing; a rate of diminishing returns because time is money. These sites should give you the most payoff for the least time spent. You might want to set an alarm so you don't spend too much time getting sucked into this
- Broke Scholar For assistance in finding scholarships, neatly listed by major, and also for finding student discounts and many, many coupons
- Offers.Com Good idea to check this before you head to the grocery store or really before you buy anything
- Coupons.Com This too. In particular check this if you ever need to stay at a motel.
- The Krazy Coupon Lady Moar coupons
- Honey.com Website for comparing deals and getting coupons. Have not used this but supposedly it's worth it?
- Check the actual websites of companies and businesses you buy stuff from on a regular basis for coupons and deals
- Sign up for email newsletters from all the companies and businesses you buy stuff from on a regular basis. Check those emails. Stack the promos they offer with whatever coupons and other deals you find.
- If there is a phone app for the company you're buying from regularly, try to get it, because those usually have deals on there.
- Consider making lists of the stuff you buy on a recurring basis, especially things that you only need to get maybe once every couple of months cause they last a while. This is prime turf for couponing and once you know what you're looking for, you can cheapify it greatly not just by buying in bulk but also by applying coupons to the bulk stuff, while it's on sale. In fact, if you make a list of all your necessary expenses sorted by category (i.e. bills, household goods, food, etc.) you can find deals and ways of lowering the price for all of it.
- Sign up for all the sweepstakes and freebies you can; for instance Goodreads has these. Plant catalogs are technically another freebie; Thespruce.com has a list of them. Do note that if you sign up for plant catalogs you WILL get a lot more spam in your mailbox because unscrupulous companies sell your info to the highest bidder and put you on marketing lists
- Check Craigslist's Free section regularly to see if there's anything there you can use
- Dumpster diving is ye olde bargain hunt. So is visiting the landfill. For good ways to do this safely visit Instructables.com since it has a couple tutorials
- If there is a rewards card or any kind of customer loyalty benefit, sign up for it and use it!
- After the pandemic, make a point of going to garage sales but if staffed by Boomers, leave. Full price well-used goods? Come on. Goodwill and thrift stores are excellent places as well, particularly for household goods like furniture and CDs, and for clothes. Aldi and dollar stores are also good.
More on Stonks
- Accountable Corporate Donations Tracker Before you invest in anything check to see that the corporation in question did not donate to candidates that supported the January 6 insurrection. I looked it over and swore up a storm because I now have to sell stock of what I had no idea supported that shit. End democracy with my money? Get fucked! Get fucked!
- Frequent these websites:
- The Motley Fool
- Kiplinger
- Investopedia
- The Balance
- Lifewire
- MoneyCrashers
- NerdWallet
- Benzinga
- Cutting Edge
- Consider reading these books:
- Anything old by Warren Buffet that hasn't come out within like the past 20 years. I used to study the guy's quotes. I can neither confirm nor deny their effectiveness because as it turns out, it is illegal to offer investment advice unless you are legally certified to do so, through a very long and arduous process. For some reason.
Personal Finance Links / Resources
- The reason why it is worth bothering with any of this is because if you master this you can have a budget for frivolous expenses, say a weekly allowance of $5 for whatever you want, without having to worry about if it will put you on the street or destroy your life if you have an unexpected expense. There's also the issue of getting old and needing retirement money, needing to get out of a crappy perpetual rental situation with a bad landlord, or needing to afford school and a better future. You can have all of these if you regularly stay in touch with your finances and work hard at getting them under control. In other words, mastering the boring stuff means you can then get all the fun stuff.
- Making a budget using Excel - not bad, and worth it. You can also use a free app such as Mint to track your income and expenses at the expense of some of your privacy, or pay for an app like You Need A Budget or Quicken every year. Moneydance is one application that costs 50 bucks one time; Gnucash is free but more for businesses than individuals. Look into those and maybe others to determine the lesser evil; no finance management solution is that great right now but anything is better than nothing at all. I actually just use a pen and paper, divided up into one page per month, and keep 12 months' worth of income and expenses in one labeled folder. Then I stick them folders in a plastic binder. I also don't take cash out of ATMs or get cash back from the store unless I absolutely have to so my bank records everything I do online via debit purchases, and this provides redundancy should I lose that binder. Essentially, this can save you months of hard work and effort, if not years.
- Track every purchase. Ideally, use just debit for everything so you can look at online statements from your bank, but some places only accept cash. For these, take the receipts, jot down how much you spent in Excel, in a note on your phone, or on paper (see next tip). Carry around a pocket-sized notebook and pen for this. Receipts suck and are coated with BPA. Also save receipts from all donations to charity, and that includes saving screenshots or other confirmation pages online for later tax deductions.
- If you have no other choice, use paper and pen to track your income and expenses. Learn how to make a balance sheet by hand and use one sheet per month. Here's how to make a balance sheet. Write the month's starting bank account balance at the top and label it with the date. On the left side, list INCOME, by date and where you got it from. On the right side, list EXPENSES, by date and what you spent it on (use a - sign to label each expense). At the end of the month, add up the INCOME to a Total that you write on the bottom left side, the EXPENSES to a Total on the right side (with a - sign). Add the INCOME and EXPENSES to see if you gained or lost money that month, write it at the bottom of the page, then write your end-of-the-month bank account balance on the bottom. Then build your budget from this. Review your balance sheets four times a year to see how you are doing financially. March 31, June 30, September 30, and December 31. Store these documents in a safe place such as a plastic file folder in a closet, or a folder in a file cabinet. Bonus: not only is it way easier to do taxes if you do this, but if you ever decide to open your own business, you'll be able to file taxes quarterly without too much headache. Just make sure that if you are running a business that you make separate balance sheets for each month - never EVER mix your personal finances with your business ones!
- To wrangle your finances into better shape, sort (if necessary, on paper or a Word document) your expenses into NECESSARY and FRIVOLOUS. Do everything you can to reduce the amount of NECESSARY expenses like rent, such as by getting a roommate. Do everything you can to figure out if you can afford the FRIVOLOUS expenses at all, and if you can, give yourself a weekly budget of those. Don't screw up and forget that SAVINGS is a NECESSARY expense - remember that $5-20 for savings every two weeks? Yeah uh.... you have to do that. I didn't mention this earlier but the older you get the more @* you expenses can balloon into "huge enormous expenses that can put you in debt and wage slavery for years" if you're unlucky. Some cushion is good. $300 at least should help you stay alive for a couple weeks. Then aim for 3-6 months of living expenses. Then if you can get that down, get 20 years' worth of living expenses for your retirement. $45,000 a year is comfortable, right now, but with inflation it could be way too little. Still, better than nothing.
- File Taxes for Free - note: this is the IRS website. If you don't trust the IRS, and I don't, you can fill out your taxes using TaxAct or another company.
- How to write a check
- Fidelity
- Something Awful thread
- Investopedia - I would recommend that if you decide to invest, either pay a decent financial advisor to make investment decisions for you or spend the equivalent of a part-time job figuring out which investments are a good idea. The stock market is not your personal casino and you will lose if you treat it that way.
- The Balance
- Buy It For Life subreddit
- Frugal subreddit
- Frugality Instructables collection of tutorials
For Veterans
Getting a Job / Career Stuff
Books
- Careers, Revised and Updated New Edition by Dorling Kindersley Publishing, added here 5/21/23
- See Least Worst Workplaces and Careers for some ideas, entry here added 5/21/23
- See Business for some options for self-employment. I also put some resources on Shopping
- See Indeed Job Search for job finding, and also check your local Craigslist. For the Indeed job search, especially if you are disabled, search using the magic term 'remote work from home'.
- Another option for people who are disabled, and I can't believe I didn't notice this sooner, is right in front of you. Computer anything. Programming, making apps, fixing computers via software not hardware, internet-related work, website work, etc. However, it is a very competitive industry. But it can be done!
- Librarians and libraries can help you find a job. Besides having books for job hunting and all stuff like that, the librarians often known resources such as local temp agencies, as well as potentially businesses that are hiring. Coffee shops are also good places to look sometimes, especially those with bulletin boards. And go on college campuses too if you're looking for a job catering to students. These are usually lame and crappy but hey, it is work.
- Temp agencies in your local area might actually be good. That said, finding gigs on Craigslist might be your best bet for short-term work, especially if you need to pad your resume for whatever reason.
- Ask around, everyone you know, about finding work, and give them a brief blurb about what you are capable of doing. Manual labor is generally the easiest to find but the hardest on your body, menial labor also (i.e. secretary type work). Remember that even the most suckish work is rendered tolerable by a good boss and coworkers so seek those out.
- More job boards can be found for remote work online using This article from ryob.com
- If you're hard up on your luck finding a job, especially if your resume is crap or if you have a criminal record or if you're otherwise up shit creek, try Goodwill. It will not screw you over, and it's the closest thing we have to a nationwide temp agency that does its job. It has recently gotten really serious about it too Goodwill Rising Together Initiative
- Generally speaking a steady source of income is one that meets a need of the rest of the human race, and not a want. For instance, it provides food, medicine, or clean water. In other words, a job done by essential workers; something that prevents the systems we have built from total chaos and collapse. It is a wise idea to be competent in at least one of these work fields so that you can earn a steady paycheck as an adult. If you happen to love one of these work fields then more power to you.
- Temp labor such as working in a warehouse or as a seasonal farm worker might be an option for you if you cannot work long term for some reason and/or if your resume isn't looking good. These jobs usually pay well and just want able bodies, not really caring about a high turnover rate. They are fantastic for adding good things to your resume as well. The quality of temp agencies varies wildly, but these may be worth seeking out.
- Seriously lucrative work that is sometimes looked down upon: warehouse temp work, stripping and burlesque, taxi driving for a union, gig work on Craigslist depending on what you're able to do especially manual labor, bartending, trash collection, mechanic work, basically anything to do with the legal system or the jail system, handyman work, being a bouncer, roofing, working on a construction crew in some places, welding, plumbing, and sometimes seasonal harvest work on small organic farms; seek out those that pay by the pound for the harvest if you have a strong constitution and pick stuff fast
- A wise woman once told me that you get a pay increase with each subsequent degree advancement you get. If you've already got college under your belt, consider raising the bar by getting a Master's or Ph.D.; if you don't, consider getting college. Community college is fine; the real reason you have to get a degree is to know your shit because employers are way too used to people with expensive pieces of paper who obviously never actually learned jack shit in their schools. For those of you who are disabled or otherwise hard up on your luck, seek out scholarships and community colleges' ways to work out finances, and apply to as many scholarships as you can; you might be able to work something out. Also look at Big Brain Time to see what you can do to CLEP out of courses and perhaps get some free courses under your belt from MIT or Yale.
- For those of you who are mostly disabled, but can work a few (less than 15) hours a week, chances are you might be able to find something temporary even at that rate by a local microbusiness starting to scale up that kind of needs more workers but can't afford to pay someone even for part time work. Ask around but please don't kid yourself by pretending you can work even these hours if you really can't; a hospital trip will wipe out your gains in one go. If you genuinely can't, and can't get on disability benefits, then get rid of the shame of asking for spare change on the street and from friends and family and GoFundMe because you're in need. Need =/= greed.
- Regarding the less legal ways of earning a living, such as scamming, stealing and pickpocketing, grifting, and drug dealing: considering the risks and the amount of work they each involve, they're actually just as much of a hassle as having a regular job, especially if you want to not suck at them and uh, not go to jail. Yet people continue to try. Usually because minimum wage in most places is a wage slave rate of living and is more expensive than not having a job at all. Get rich quick schemes are get poor slow schemes, and usually attempted by the desperate, but it's false hope. Plus the people doing these are always hoping no one snitches, and if there's anything certain about people, it's that they'll betray you on a whim. If you're in an area where people are trying and trying and trying this stuff, know that all that work and energy and effort could be better spent on making the area less of a shithole, so pursue voting for better local and state leaders and policies. (That Krysten Sinema bitch raised the crime rate in this country for decades to come and killed economic competition and innovation by denying us a halfway decent minimum wage; goodbye world economic dominancy.) And maybe making a whole bunch more food pantries and temp agencies that actually do a good job, plus good businesses that uh, pay well. And better libraries and bookstores. And colleges. And infrastructure, because if you can only afford the bus, it has to come on time. Or, worst case scenario, move out. It is possible to move out and start over in a new location with very little money to your name, and in many cases that's easier than staying. Especially when you're moving out of state from a place that just sucks in every way possible. That said if you are ever actually desperate enough to steal, it's better to fly a sign and set up a GoFundMe. And if you still need to steal, know who you are stealing from. Don't steal from someone in desperate circumstances, that's just fucked up.
- Some ways to get things: dumpster dive and speak to the businesses you'd dumpster dive from explaining your situation, avail yourself of local helpful agencies such as food pantries and libraries, fly a sign, set up a gofundme. No shame in that if you really need the dough. Squat The Planet has a good forum too, and keeping a sharp eye out for stuff on the street to scavenge helps. Making Stuff and Doing Things by Kyle Bravo is excellent for helping out here but so goddamn expensive I waited three years to get a copy.
- Someone once said "choose a crap life now or choose a crap life later" with respect to the job you choose and how much you spend. Unfortunately they were correct. If you choose the crap life now and are disciplined with money it gets easier down the line. If not you could financially flounder for decades to come.
- How to choose a job that fits you – 1. Define your ideal career if you can. Depending on how viable it is as a steady lifelong source of income, define it as either a side hustle or your main job. 2. If your ideal career is steady enough to be your main job, max out your skills in that skill tree and continually improve on them to make yourself stand out, then seek out ways to make it pay. If it isn’t, then determine your ‘hard pass’ criteria and ‘absolute requirements’ criteria for the steady job you want, and don’t name it just yet. The more of these you can come up with, the easier it’ll be to narrow down what kind of work you’ll enjoy. Once you figure it out, gain the skills for that specific job, and make your ideal career your side hustle. This is especially helpful if your ideal career happens to be kind of ‘flaky’ for giving you a regular paycheck. That being said it is possible to make ‘flaky’ careers pay you regularly but that requires about five times more effort than you would expect.
- 3 tips for job applications: 1. Keep a notebook of the places you have lived, previous work experience, previous work supervisors, and previous schooling, with addresses, phone numbers, all applicable email addresses, and start and end dates for all of the things mentioned. This is also very handy for rent applications; you'll want to keep this. 2. Interview professional contacts, such as teachers or work supervisors, who are likely to be good references for you, and if they agree to it, write their phone numbers and emails in the notebook. 3. Look at everything from the employer’s point of view.
- Tip for getting a job the hard way: Ask around. Ask everybody. Repeatedly put in an application to a workplace and hound them with phone calls daily. Fill out a hundred, perhaps even a thousand applications and send them all in, hounding the ones that you're most interested in working at. Getting a job is a job; treat it like one. Usually if a friend recommends working at where they work, it's not a bad idea to join them.
- Recession-proof jobs: Manual labor, moving, "essential workers" work, skilled labor, appliance repair, handyman work, car repair, computer repair, repair/fix-it work in general. It's been said that the more educated you are in terms of pieces of paper collected from institutions of higher learning, the higher your wages are likely to be. That is true but only if you actually know what you're doing and said paper matches your level of skill.
- My best guesses of emerging jobs likely to be in high demand: high-tech anything, inventions, aeronatics and space flight, transportation, health care, computer anything, police work, military work, manufacturing, infrastructure such as communication or road construction, engineering, environmental remediation, renewable energy, scientific or general research and development, self-employment/new businesses, green technology, green design and construction, environmentally friendly stuff in general, environmentally friendly agriculture, recycling, upcycling, translation, law, mental health, maintenance and repair of high-tech items, robotics, mental health, and education. Bouncers, too. However I could be wrong.
- If you've got a choice between factory line work or other manual labor, and anything to do with customer service, personally I'd go with the former. Customer service is bad, bad, bad, bad, bad! And what's worse is that it's not got steady hours; they change on a whim, and predictable grunt work often pays more too.
- If you've got a choice between working for a local business or working for a franchise, I'd recommend the franchise unless the local business is notorious for being good to its employees. Most local businesses pay absolute crap and have the worst hours you'll ever see because their owners think their sweat equity is your sweat equity and therefore working 60+ hour weeks with unpredictable schedules and 12-hour shifts and days off once every few months is "fine." On the flip side, staying employed at a franchise is far more difficult because the local businesses don't have much of a choice with hiring (they don't have the time to vet employees as much as large places). So find a franchise good to its workers and slay at your job.
- Tips for working at minimum wage: Always interview the interviewer, and your potential new coworkers. Minimum wage always carries the risk of losing more money than you make due to burning yourself out physically and paying for health care, or burning out your car due to making delivery runs, or similar. In my experience there have been several criteria that determine whether a minimum job is worth it or not. 1: Is the work environment professional? If your managers and coworkers care more about getting the job done right than about socializing, and if backbiting and abuse is not tolerated by the management or boss, you are in the right place. 2. What are the costs of working there, mentally, physically, emotionally, and financially? If they are not too bad, you might want to stick around. Only choose a job that you can do because washing out after two weeks is not good. 3. Is it a job that you actually don't mind doing, and can learn to enjoy thanks to the process of 'kaizen' or similar? 4. Does it contribute to your happiness or detract from it? Some minimum wage jobs are soul-sucking nightmares. Others are surprisingly fun. The trick is realizing that employers yammering on about finding 'the right fit' is absolutely spot on. Somewhere, there is a minimum wage job matching your personality that you probably would not mind doing. Unless you refuse to work hard in which case I can't help you. 5. Be realistic about your limits. Don't volunteer yourself for work you can't handle. Minimum wage jobs are notorious for begging employees to come in for more hours and shifts, pick up more work, and pick up the slack for other employees who aren't pulling their weight. Don't fall for that or you WILL burn out. Say no if you need to. Your health is more important. In some locations, every employer pulls this same dirty trick and the only solution is to pack up and move to a new location or state with as much time as possible's worth of funds for a motel to stay at - yeah, I've done it. My secrets are to ask the Angels for help in getting a new job, plus mining Craigslist twice a day every day as long as possible before I leave, pounding the pavement, and generally working my ass off in getting a job. 6. Know your rights as an employee. Each state has different rules here but most require a 30 minute lunch break and 15 minute breaks every 4 hours, plus being allowed to use the bathroom. Some unscrupulous bosses and managers try to avoid playing by the rules. Ignore them and if possible obtain evidence; they can't fire you for conforming to the law because if they do they invite a lawsuit. 7. Don't make life hard for your coworkers by not pulling your weight. 8. Please do not be like me. I've worked myself sick more times than I can count until my body finally broke down, and now I'm both disabled and can't get on disability benefits cause it's a 'rare' illness. Your health takes precedence over your job. There ARE jobs that won't work you til you're one foot in the grave like I was. 9. No matter how disgruntled you get at the supposedly entitled customers, please understand that in this country the vast majority of people are wage slaves. Yeah, some might be richer and more entitled, but by and large they work way more hours and are under just as much stress, plus they are rare. The rest of the customers are just as stressed out as you, to say nothing of your coworkers. Please, do your job, don't add to the problem. Don't overwork, but don't fuck up repeatedly and then laugh at the stressed out customer who needed you to do it right. More could be at stake on their side than you'd think.
- Samurai Gourmet explains kaizen, by the way. IMDB
- Non-shitty near-minimum wage jobs: manual labor, farm work, ranching, cashier work, delivery of items with a vehicle that is not your own, renting a farmer's market stall if you have land and a product worth selling such as wildflower honey, artisan work for homemade arts or crafts where you 'do the circuit' of renting stalls at fairs and festivals and farmer's markets or even conventions and selling the stuff at local businesses on commission - note that if you are running one of these and not making enough money, there is usually one of three problems because people at these things are there to have fun and spend pocket money: 1. your product is too damn expensive; come on now, disposable income above a certain amount is the province of movie stars and basically no one else plus it is actually insulting to customers to overprice the goods, you think they're stupid? 2. your product sucks and your ego won't let you see it. Excellence sells. Anything less than an excellent product and frankly you're just wasting your time. Especially if it's inconsistent, because no one likes to be let down. 3. your product is badly marketed, either by poor packaging and presentation of the stall or by lousy customer service or both. Avoid these problems and reap the profits.
- Non-shitty jobs that pay more: construction if you have a good foreman, garbage collector, self-employed business owner, railroad worker, truck driving for a good company, tradesman work like plumbing and electricity repairs, anything you'd go to trade school for such as mechanic work, bartending, anything you'd go to college for which actually has a job market for you when you get out (that degree in women's lib? fugheddaboudit)
- Quick note on employing other people: if you treat them badly, they'll treat your customers badly every so often not due to laziness or being bad workers but due to being overworked and starting to lose their damn minds, which will make your whole business look bad and thus cost you business and especially repeat customers. Such stupid management of businesses is the province of basically every Karen and Boomer these days, so please be the solution. GoOd wORkErS aRE sO HaRD TO fInD nOwADAys no Karen, the high turnover rate is because you're a bitch and don't pay enough.
- Non-shitty jobs for people who are physically and/or mentally disabled: stock investing, selling artwork online, Tarot reading online, writing books (fiction or nonfiction), writing in general if you like it, making music using software such as FL Studio, assisting with drawing comics or manga or coloring them or making your own, gig work on Upwork for stuff like research, tutoring in subject areas of expertise online such as on tutor.com, drawing and then selling blueprints for items such as greenhouses and garden plots on Etsy if decent at architectural drafting and engineering (or at least ensuring greenhouse or cold frame or other invention ideas are designed well enough to not cause the buyer to sue you), in theory deejaying but in practice it's damn near impossible, mixing and mastering music, basically anything computer science related or anything to do with programming, making apps, being a website admin, the programming or plot-writing side of video games, video editing, affiliate marketing on a website, Youtubeing if you don't mind doxxing yourself and if you have something really worth putting up there, low-key easy-for-you-to-make stuff you can sell on Etsy or another online platform if you can make a lot of it consistently, manage the budgeting and regulations and taxes side of it, and ship it out quickly. Instructables may have some introductory info for making a basic version of something, i.e. candles or knitted goods.
- Ask other workers about their jobs and the pros and cons. The internet can really help you here if you ask questions about an industry to see whether or not it's a good fit for you.
- Want to learn more things to give yourself a better chance at business and financial success? You might find something here Big Brain Time but don't discount the local library. Search its online catalog for the career field you're thinking about getting into and read whatever books you can on it.
- Resume creation The Balance
- Job interviews The Balance
- Cover letters Monster
- Sample cover letters for various professions Indeed.com
- How To Form A Union UEUnion.com You should know that many unions, such as various teacher’s unions, succeed in creating a work environment that promotes laziness and poor quality of work. In fact, the teacher’s union in this country is so powerful that it often prevents ineffective teachers from being fired, which certainly explains a lot. Unions are a double-edged sword.
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