Eco-Friendly Stuff
Why it's important
- "Do Your Research" Yeah. I've got that down. Have you?
- Look at all these sources Cutting Edge and then match them up with the experiences of every gardener and farmer you know. People have been bitching about global warming since 2008, most notably Al Gore, who is as hypocritical and assholish as Henry David Thoreau was but whatever. Their claims include that due to our co2 emissions the planet would warm up, the polar ice caps would melt, 300 parts per million of co2 was our cap before things really got bad, droughts and storms and hurricanes and tornadoes would become absolutely nuts, wildfires would blaze out of control everywhere, absurdly weird weather would happen everywhere with greater and greater frequency, and people would migrate due to desertification and natural disasters making lots of them into refugees. It's happening, but don't believe me, check it out for yourself. The main argument against worrying about this is that co2 isn't really causing this, something else is, like a natural cycle on earth. Well here's something that slays that argument. If you are perceptive and ask everyone you know all over the world if their weather is wonky, and if they are mostly saying yes, then even if you're probably right and the earth is going through a natural cycle of killing us off, there is still an off chance that you're wrong and we are the ones doing this to ourselves, and with so much at stake, you really don't want to be gambling those odds. Our literal survival at stake is more important than you being right. You not helping to do whatever is possible to protect the human race's survival, even if it's ultimately futile, just proves you are either lazy or a sociopath or both, and holding back those of us who are pouring our blood, sweat and tears into saving us and protecting the future of later generations. What else are you going to do to protect future generations in order to fix the soils damaged by inorganic fertilizers and Roundup, fill depleted aquifers, resurrect dead species, end the hot summers that are killing so many with heatstroke, undo the desertification, unmelt the ice caps, reverse the rising oceans, and resurrect those killed by asthma and cancer caused by pollution from coal plants? Fucking pray for them? Are you saying the human race can't make such environmental mistakes, like the passenger pigeon, the dodo, the rickets-ridden children in the Industrial Revolution, and the Dustbowl? Ask your grandparents. But in the end if you really don't care and would rather live it up and enjoy life while you can, just remember, we all really don't like you and have lost patience. By "We all" I mean most of the younger generations, and guess what, we outnumber climate denialists. The rest of us will not hire you, won't date you, won't make friends with you, won't give you any kind of privilege if we can help it, and we certainly won't give you charity if you need it. You will not be able to pay people enough money to like you enough to consistently give you good services and goods; that era is long gone. Everyone has too much PTSD to care. You'll be alone or with a bunch of other narcissistic sociopaths just like you, and they'll only come through for you if you're in desperate need if it's in their own self-interest. Enjoy. You have about two decades before the hell you unleashed on us comes back to bite you in the ass unless you kill off enough of us to prevent that. But maybe that was your intention the whole time.
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